A year ago from today I took my adventure to London, England. Every since I was in middle school I wanted to study abroad, not knowing where until I got to High School. I choose London for numerous reason, the main one being they spoke English. Besides that it was the second theatre capital of the world. Since I was going to college in New York, why not live in London for four months. I honestly do not know even where to begin with describing this experience. To be as cliché as possible it changed my life. I made new friends and actually did learn a lot about myself and how to live on my own without Florence or Ricky.
My friend Mollie posted this on her Facebook and I thought it was so great I decided to repost it. It was the top 50 DONT’S
Don’t:
- Say jello, soccer, dollars, or to go
- ever say double fisting
- pet the swans
- mistake the fake guards at McDonald’s for being real
- pose with guns around the guards
- call girls sluts on buses “are you going to call me a slut again?”
- stay in the Ice Bar for longer than an hour
- offer the RA’s drinks each time they get a noise complaint
- celebrate new month every month…or new week every week
- ask why the guards walk the way they do after you just weren’t listening to the tour guide 20 minutes ago because you were too busy watching the guards walk that way and laughing
- gamble at any casino in Leicester Square
- talk in a southern accent because you think Brits can’t tell the difference
- try to pick up British guys using an English accent
- sit down at pizza express and only order a drink
- bring an ISIC card as an ID to get into a bar
- go to Janet’s bar sober…or Walkabout
- walk inside Eton college to take a picture
- take pictures at G’s casino
- eat an whole appetizer sampler at Friday’s
- talk to 16 year olds…and 25 year olds in the same night
- get on a bus with an Irishman driving and expect him to be sober
- go to any Chinese buffet that does not allow you to put your own food on your plate
- expect restaurants in Dublin to be open before noon or after 6pm
- run away from a S.W.A.T. team running into a building thinking it’s not a movie
- follow a bird off the Cliffs of Moher
- sing “I want it that way” if you’re drunk, driving, and Irish
- fall asleep with your mouth open on a bus and expect pictures not to be taken
- get a guy’s phone numbers on a bus on the way to a football match
- drink over a two liter of Strongbow or Diamond White
- rip your pants on St. Patty’s Day
- buy a drink at Janet’s Bar
- think you will actually see Hugh Grant just because you live a block from him
- expect anyone at Hank’s to be British
- buy a bottle of wine for one pound, it does not taste good
- flirt with a French waiter if you don’t want to be kissed
- play Frisbee in the narrow hallway…or soccer-frisbee
- play soccer and Frisbee in a private field
- miss class 4 weeks in a row to force a change in the attendance policy
- put your ham sandwich through security at the Vatican
- laugh at signs about water bottles being the size of umbrellas and expect not to be reminded of it
- go into O’Neils, HK
- let a bird crap on you
- get mad at automatic stuff in other countries
- get in other people’s pictures on the London Eye
- go to Athens during the riots
- buy a 2 euro gyro for breakfast everyday for nearly a week
- believe you saw Paul McCartney while in Liverpool
- buy 6 jager bombs for 9 pounds at the Court, it’s not a good deal
- stare at or take pictures of the cookie or coffee guy at the markets
- go on a pub crawl with Aussie’s dressed in monopoly attire and expect them to be normal people
Anyway. I hope you enjoy and I hope one day to return and somewhat relive what I did while over there.






Well back to Youtube I go. I am a huge fan of funny videos from Youtube. I watch them all the time. I have tons to share with everyone but for right now I will give you two that I watch often. First I i give you “Bad Crack.”
Next I give you one in which the first time I watched it, I did not think it was funny at all. Then after that I was in love with it. This video is called: “The Grape Lady.” Now you need to focus on when she falls at the end, make sure your volume is up so you can hear the noises she makes. Then watch the black lady’s reaction when they zoom back to the news people. Then watch the video over again so you can see what she does before she falls and how she tries to cheat, priceless. Anyway. This video makes me laugh every time I see it. I hope it does the same to you!
I don’t know about you, but I do like to update my facebook status a lot. Many people do. In fact so many people did, they created TWITTER, which by the way isn’t really working today. Anyway.


